Are you looking to take your act to the next level? Don't want to deal with the hassle and bullshit from shady venue owners and management? Do you, dare I say it, have the audacity to want to actually be compensated monetarily for your work as an entertainer??!?!! If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions, you need to contact me. I have 20+ years of experience in the music business and I WILL have your act booked to YOUR specs within one month guaranteed or your $$$ back! SERIOUS ONLY!!! HMU @ show contact info
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